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destiels-fallen-angel:

letmelarryyou:

sixpenceee:

FURBIES
A furby is an electronic robotic toy that resembles a hamster or owl. People regard them as creepy, evil and haunted. There are many stories floating around about how they kept talking even after the battery was taken out. They would turn on by themselves and walk around the house.
One person said that it would “laugh maniacally and growl at him” Some feel as if they are constantly being watched by them. According to this BBC news article furbies were banned in National Security Agency premises in Maryland. They believed the toy posed a threat because it can repeat what it hears. 

honestly whaT THE FUCK

THIS TOY IS THE FUCKING SPAWN OF SATAN SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED 3 YEARS AGO ON MY 11th BIRTHDAY. THIS LIL FUCKER WAS POPULAR AS SHIT AND EVERYBODY WANTED ON SO OF ME BEING THE NAIVE LIL FUCK I WAS I ASKED FOR ONE AND WHEN I GOT IT I WAS THE HAPPIEST LIL SHIT IN THE WORLD BUT THEN TWO DAYS LATER THIS SHIT TOOK A TURN DOWN HELL’S PERSONAL HIGHWAY TO SATANS ASS. FIRST IT WOULD LAUGH AND NOT THE CUTE PLAYFUL KIND THE IM GONNA FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT AND SHIT TYPE ALL DEEP AND TOO FUCKING SLOW AT WEIRD AS HOURS OF THE NIGHT I TOLD MY PARENTS BUT OF COURSE THEY ACTED LIKE THE DUMB ONES ON TV IN SCARY MOVIES AND TOLD ME TO CHANGE THE BATTERY SO I DID THAT I FOUND A SCREWDRIVER POPPED OPEN THE BACK PASSAGE WAY TO THE DEVIL SPAWN AND CHANGED THE BATTERIES BUT LET ME TELL YA LIL SHITS SOMETHIN THIS FUCKER HAD NO BATTERIES IN IT NONE. AT. ALL. I SHIT YOU NOT I WAS SO TERRIFIED THAT I WENT TO MY PARENTS AND TOLD THEM TO GET RID OF IT HOWEVER THEY CAN OF COURSE THEY THINK IM BEING OVER DRAMATIC SO INSTEAD GIVE IT TO MY LIL SISTER AND INSTEAD THINKING IM LYING THEY PUT BATTERIES IN THE DEMON OF FUCKERY AND THAT WAS THAT COME FOUR IN THE MORNING I HEAR THIS LIL SHIT LAUGHIN THAT DEMONIC IM GONNA EAT YOUR FIRST BORN PUPPY SHIT LAUGH AND THEN IT STARTED TALKING THIS LIL FUCK ACTUALLY SAID THINGS LIKE PLAY WITH ME AND WHAT NOT THE NEXT DAY THEY THOUGH MAYBE IT WAS BROKEN AND TOOK IT BACK TO REPLACE IT BUT I JUST ASKED FOR A BARBIE DOLL OR EVEN A FUCKIN COLORING BOOK JUST ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE. NOW DONT BE ONE OF THE DUMBASSES TO BUY THIS TOY THINKIN HARDY HAR HAR THIS AINT NUTHIN CUS WHEN YO DUMBASS SEES THIS SHIT FIRSTHAND DONT SAY SHIT JACK

destiels-fallen-angel:

letmelarryyou:

sixpenceee:

FURBIES

A furby is an electronic robotic toy that resembles a hamster or owl. People regard them as creepy, evil and haunted. There are many stories floating around about how they kept talking even after the battery was taken out. They would turn on by themselves and walk around the house.

One person said that it would “laugh maniacally and growl at him” Some feel as if they are constantly being watched by them. According to this BBC news article furbies were banned in National Security Agency premises in Maryland. They believed the toy posed a threat because it can repeat what it hears. 

honestly whaT THE FUCK

THIS TOY IS THE FUCKING SPAWN OF SATAN SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED 3 YEARS AGO ON MY 11th BIRTHDAY. THIS LIL FUCKER WAS POPULAR AS SHIT AND EVERYBODY WANTED ON SO OF ME BEING THE NAIVE LIL FUCK I WAS I ASKED FOR ONE AND WHEN I GOT IT I WAS THE HAPPIEST LIL SHIT IN THE WORLD BUT THEN TWO DAYS LATER THIS SHIT TOOK A TURN DOWN HELL’S PERSONAL HIGHWAY TO SATANS ASS. FIRST IT WOULD LAUGH AND NOT THE CUTE PLAYFUL KIND THE IM GONNA FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT AND SHIT TYPE ALL DEEP AND TOO FUCKING SLOW AT WEIRD AS HOURS OF THE NIGHT I TOLD MY PARENTS BUT OF COURSE THEY ACTED LIKE THE DUMB ONES ON TV IN SCARY MOVIES AND TOLD ME TO CHANGE THE BATTERY SO I DID THAT I FOUND A SCREWDRIVER POPPED OPEN THE BACK PASSAGE WAY TO THE DEVIL SPAWN AND CHANGED THE BATTERIES BUT LET ME TELL YA LIL SHITS SOMETHIN THIS FUCKER HAD NO BATTERIES IN IT NONE. AT. ALL. I SHIT YOU NOT I WAS SO TERRIFIED THAT I WENT TO MY PARENTS AND TOLD THEM TO GET RID OF IT HOWEVER THEY CAN OF COURSE THEY THINK IM BEING OVER DRAMATIC SO INSTEAD GIVE IT TO MY LIL SISTER AND INSTEAD THINKING IM LYING THEY PUT BATTERIES IN THE DEMON OF FUCKERY AND THAT WAS THAT COME FOUR IN THE MORNING I HEAR THIS LIL SHIT LAUGHIN THAT DEMONIC IM GONNA EAT YOUR FIRST BORN PUPPY SHIT LAUGH AND THEN IT STARTED TALKING THIS LIL FUCK ACTUALLY SAID THINGS LIKE PLAY WITH ME AND WHAT NOT THE NEXT DAY THEY THOUGH MAYBE IT WAS BROKEN AND TOOK IT BACK TO REPLACE IT BUT I JUST ASKED FOR A BARBIE DOLL OR EVEN A FUCKIN COLORING BOOK JUST ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE. NOW DONT BE ONE OF THE DUMBASSES TO BUY THIS TOY THINKIN HARDY HAR HAR THIS AINT NUTHIN CUS WHEN YO DUMBASS SEES THIS SHIT FIRSTHAND DONT SAY SHIT JACK

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aber-flyingtiger:

rupeerose:

teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

I’d never even considered this but I support it